captaincrapster:

Hey guys, I really didn’t want to open up slots like this again (since I’m still working through an already over-long commissions list as it is, and I feel really unprofessional about not scheduling things better) but I’ve gone six weeks without a paycheck. Between starting a second job and waiting for bank routing numbers to go through (for direct deposit), and mysteriously not getting a May-June check from my first job, I’m flat broke. After rent’s paid, I’ll have a grand total of $19 left in my bank account.

SO. I’m doing a rapid-fire sketch only commission brouhaha. I’ll be doing these until Friday, 6/15 only, and unlike my usual work, I’ll unfortunately be asking for payment upfront (I usually send a low-res confirmation image before asking for any payment like a good boy scout). 

WHAT YOU GET!!11!

A large, digital copy of any linework or base sketch of your choosing. I’ll probably do single or two-character compositions to save time, and I really prefer requests to be either Homestuck or OC only (you provide the reference image). Shippy things are fine, but I probably won’t do smutty stuff this time around.

All sketches $10 USD* and they’ll probably look like this:

You can color them! You can hang them on your walls! You can use them as potty training pads for your new pet doge! Whatever you want. 

*If you ask for a two-character drawing that’s kind of overly-detailed (say, two Ancestors in AU Renaissance garb dancing to a Sarabande), I reserve the right to ask you to water down your request or tack on an extra $5.

If interested, email spandexrex@gmail.com. I’ll only be taking eight slots maximum.

THANKS FOR YOUR TIME you guys are awesome.

Signal boosting!!! Eli’s a really great guy, and he needs the money, especially with AX coming up!!! His work is great and he’s really dependable! Please help him out!!!!