Okay so I found this AU with psycho!Striders and kidnapped John who may or may not be suffering from Stockholm Syndrome and the Striders are killers for hire that sometimes kill for pleasure and just ahhh poor John gets tortured all the time and dang you gotta know I’m gonna be all over that akfnsladfdf
So yeah I wrote a ficlet for it because it’s so great and lovely and dAVE is such an awkward bab omg dave you dont know what you’re doing omg stOP. and Dirk (Bro) is just fucking nuts. My writing really does not do it any justice at all gomen. I originally just sent this in their fanmail because im awkward and lame and i didn’t think it was very good bUT THEY ASKED ME TO PUT IT ON My BLOG SO OKAY…
(AU is by Mashedpootatoes by the way!!!)
Yeah so enjoy my dumb writing gomen gomenesai.